Subj : Re: The Fat Bible
To   : Dallas Vinson
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Jun 28 2023 05:43:00

Dallas,

 DV> PRAISE SATAN! :D :P

  Never!! But, after all, he is "the destroyer". Yet, the joke is that
"if it tastes good, it's bad for you".

  I would love to be eating healthy salads every day, but it's so rare
to find iceberg lettuce anymore. I can't chew or digest the romaine
(never mind they've had several cases of e.coli contamination with it
over the years).

  Plus, I'm seeing more and more food recalls, and food shortages. With
being on a fixed income, I'm limited at what I can afford to purchase
in groceries. And, with not driving or having a car anymore, because of
medical issues, I get my groceries and medications delivered, doing all
of that online.

  Back to the issue of taste...there's a joke where the schoolteacher
was using the candy LifeSavers to teach kids the flavors and colors,
such as:

Red: Cherry
Yellow: Lemon
Green: Lime
Orange: Orange
Purple: Grape
Light Brown: Honey

  The kids couldn't figure out what the honey flavor was...and when
the teacher asked "What does your Mommy call your Daddy??"...this
girl screamed "SPIT IT OUT!! THEY'RE @$$HOLES!!" <BG>.

  The teacher just sat down and cried. :P

Daryl

.... Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
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