Subj : Monthly posting of the ru To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Wed May 24 2023 15:56:20 >> Cinco De Mayo...where an empty jar of mayonnaise is in the sink. >> I thought it was the day that the big shipment of mayonnaise sunk on >> the way to Mexico. They really liked mayo back then and decided to >> commemorate the day. > I guess the jars weren't water tight. Or it was a choice between > may or naise?? I'm not sure why the French were even in Mexico in the first place; I had thought the USA & Spain were at war to steal it from the natives? France already helped USA become a country, so then they decide to fight them instead of being an ally? I hate mayo -- too bland -- I only use Miracle Whip or the no-name whipped salad dressing equivalent. . . at McD's I have to ask for McChicken sauce instead of mayo to get Miracle Whip type spread; at A&W it's "Teen Sauce"; no idea if Burger King has a Miracle Whip option. . . I rarely go there anyway -- only when they have chicken nuggets 10/$2 (& these are not all-white meat like McD's ruined theirs); last time I bought 50 nuggets to bring home for the family to enjoy! oops, funny. . . Q: What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget? A: No harm because no fowl Q: There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didnĘt get any nuggets? A: Eight. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets. Q: What's inside a chicken nugget? A: Nug guts My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup. --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .