Subj : Monthly posting of the ru
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue May 02 2023 15:37:00

George,

 GP> #1: NO auto-posting (bots); this echo is for humans; if you can fully
 GP> understand these  rules, you are likely human.

  I set up the Today In History program to post "Today's Blooper", but
they change out every day of the year. It's similar to data in the
various echoes that cover puns, Bible verses, weather history, QWK 
Taglines, and random quotes.

 GP> #1: We only roast the ones we love

  Never mind the joke about the Canadians in Hell....and this one location
in Michigan being warmer than the town of Hell...so "they're hotter than
Hell". :P

 GP> #1: The End (or is it?)

  Only when looking at the back side of man or beast...although that is
a rather cheeky argument...and it has a crack in it. Never mind "assk
and you shall receive the butt of the joke". <G>

 GP> May the 4th be with you.
 GP> May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.

  Cinco De Mayo...where an empty jar of mayonnaise is in the sink. <G>

 GP> Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A:
 GP> Pilgrims

  I'm always late...my ancestors arrived on the June Flower. <G>

Daryl

.... Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
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