Subj : Re: Cold Day In Hell
To   : Jay Harris
From : Dan Clough
Date : Sun Apr 30 2023 07:49:00

-=> Jay Harris wrote to All <=-

 JH> Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a
 JH> visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and
 JH> laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

 JH> They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from,
 JH> and this place is nice and toasty."

 JH> Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where
 JH> he turns up the temperature.

 JH> He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged
 JH> by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters
 JH> the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he
 JH> asks them what they're doing.

 JH> "Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting
 JH> out the barbecue!"

 JH> Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the
 JH> boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature
 JH> than ever seen on earth.

 JH> He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room,
 JH> only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at
 JH> them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

 JH> They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over!
 JH> That means the Leafs won!"

Hahaha, excellent, and I'm sure the timing is no accident.  Assuming 
you're a Leafs fan, congrats.

I hope my Bruins survive tonight to play them next.



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