Subj : Ice-wear to God
To   : All
From : Jay Harris
Date : Fri Mar 31 2023 03:25:06

A priest hired one of his parishioners, an inexperienced handyman, to paint his church.

Being a hot and sunny summer's day, the priest decided to see how the work was coming along and noticed the handyman was wearing two heavy parkas.

Thinking this was a little strange, the priest asked the handyman why he was
wearing the parkas on such a hot day.

The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read:
"For best results, put on two coats."

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