Subj : Re: All the way with LBJ
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Jan 19 2023 10:03:00

George,

 > 2022 was a year full of poo...so 2023 is the time to go pee. <G>

 GP> Q: Why do women pee & fart after they poop? A: Wash & blowdry. . .

  <BLEAH!> :P

  But, you reminded me of the story of the guy who didn't follow the
directions of the airline stewardess on a flight. The men's lavatory
was occupied, and this guy needed to relive himself big time. The
stewardess said "you can use the ladies room, but do NOT touch any
of the buttons". 

  Well, he's in there doing his business, and he sees the buttons.
As curiosity killed the cat, it about did the same to him, as he 
ended up blacking out, and waking up in the hospital.

  He asked the nurse what was going on, and she scolded him for
not following the directions of the stewardess...but she wanted
to confirm with him what happened (apparently, she had been on
this same airline).

  He said "I went in there to do my business, and saw the 4 buttons.
Yet, I was curious, so I went through them one by one"..and he noted
what each one was.

WW - Warm Water -- to wash the genitals and buttocks.
WA - Warm Air -- to dry the previously mentioned areas.
PP - Power Puff -- for a feeling of freshness.

  Yet, he blacked out after TR -- and didn't know what happened.

  The nurse said "That one was Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
your pillow". :P

  Let that be a lesson to you males you don't want to follow the
directions given to you by a woman. <G>

Daryl

.... Deja Poo Poo: When you're prepping for a colonoscopy.
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