Subj : Xmas :D
To   : All
From : August Abolins
Date : Sat Dec 24 2022 09:20:00

What kind of music to Christmas elves like?  Wrap.

You don't wanna be trapped in a small room with Santa. You  
could get clausterphobia.

Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make  
some good points.

The mall Santa apologized for the long wait, but they are very  
short-staffed today. People usually refer to them as elves.

Why do disonaurs hide from Santa's reindeer? They're afraid of  
Comet.

Why was Santa disappointed in Rudolph's report card? He went  
down in history.

Someone stole all my christmas lights. That's ok though, I'm  
delighted.

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?  Nothing, it's  
on the house.

Silent Night teaches us that the baby Jesus is like a non-spicy  
chicken nugget. So tender and mild.

Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa?  'Cuz they make all  
the toys.

What did one cooking spice say to the other cooking spice at  
Christmas?  It's the most wonderful thyme of the year.

A broken drum is the best Christmas gift! You can't beat it! :)

Did you hear about the baby Jesus phone plan? It has immaculate  
reception.

Some people say they want a cat for Christmas. Most people cook  
a turkey.
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