Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Dec 01 2022 03:25:00

George,

 > But, did the apple change color.

 GP> Why? The chameleon changed to match the red apple's colour. . .

  Plus, he was seeing red.

 > I'll bet his jokes were really colorful.

 GP> But not off-colour. . .

 GP> Q: What's brown & sounds like a bell? A: Dung.

  That one stinks.

 GP> Q: What's green & smells like red paint? A: Green paint.

  Substitute your favorite color...but, there's not one for plaid. :P
When I worked in silkscreen printing, we had a color chart that had to
be replaced yearly, as the fluorescent lights would discolor it. It was
known as a Pantone Matching System chart...a colorful version of PMS. :P

 GP> Q: Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain? A:
 GP> Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told
 GP> Britain  defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".

  They talk and spell funny compared to the US. <G>

Daryl

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