Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Wed Nov 30 2022 10:14:26

>> A chameleon stole an apple once.
>> It was caught red handed.
> But, did the apple change color.

Why? The chameleon changed to match the red apple's colour. . .

>> I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling
>> some  really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said
>> "that lizard  is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a
>> lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
> I'll bet his jokes were really colorful.

But not off-colour. . .

Q: What's brown & sounds like a bell? A: Dung.

Q: What's green & smells like red paint? A: Green paint.

Q: Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain? A: Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain  defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".

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