Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Nov 25 2022 08:45:58

> If you don't believe in laughing, go look in the mirror, and see
> what everyone else has been laughing at -- Jerry Clower

If 1 person calls you an ass, ignore him; if 2 call you one, laugh it off; if 3 call you one, check in the mirror for donkey ears.

If 1 person says you have no sense of humour, ignore them If 2 say you don't, laugh it off.
If you can't laugh it off, then they're right.

> ... What color is a chameleon in a mirror??
[true answer]
It'll depend on the temperature of the mirror -- recent research suggests it's  not the colour itself they adapt to, but the underlying colour.

Q: What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours? A: a reptile dysfunction

A chameleon stole an apple once.
It was caught red handed.

You'd never find me wearing a chameleon costume.

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some  really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard  is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6
 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)

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