Subj : Jimmy Two Shoes
To   : All
From : Jay Harris
Date : Mon Nov 07 2022 17:16:52

Convicted hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once 
hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcelain 
figures.

Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy 
whack.

  --Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway

.... A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake

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