Subj : Reader's Digest Humour in
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Nov 02 2022 01:26:00

George,

 GP> Hopefully the magazines weren't S&M, B&D themed!)

  I prefer M&M themed...and the plain, not with the peanuts. :P
That would be my main candy nowadays, but caffeine in the chocolate
can elevate one's heart rate.

  A fellow ham radio operator out in Big Spring, Texas, always does
a holiday lights setup at various times of the year. With Halloween,
it's a "safe haven" for kids to come and trick-or-treat. He said he
had over 200 pounds of candy to give out.

  To me, that's a pimple proliferation, sugar rush, and caffeine
high!!

 GP> Playboy are coming out with a new magazine, especially for married men.
 GP> Every month it's exactly the same woman.

  There is a topic in advertising called "Subliminal Seduction"...and a
book by the same name that I read in college over 40 years ago (and I
still have that book). It basically showed how you can be sexually
aroused by an ad picture, especially with ads for alcoholic beverages.
The point was illustrated by the following:

Q: What's the sexiest thing in Playboy magazine??
A: Clue. Forget about the centerfold.

 GP> They opened up a stand selling flowers, but Heff called the 5-0 and got
 GP> them  shut down. They said they would've gotten away with it anywhere
 GP> else.. But I  guess only Hugh can stop florist friars.

  I've heard several variations of that one.

Daryl

.... When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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