Subj : Re: Metric Dozen To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Wed Nov 02 2022 01:24:00 George, GP> Life is a lethal STD. I prefer the acronym of "stubborn, temperamental, dog"...especially if it relates to dachshunds. GP> So the Good Book says. None of us is getting out of here alive...just ask the morticians. GP> Before the revulva, you had to STUFF IT before you could fire. Making sure the weapon is cocked, I'm sure. GP> Yankee: What? GP> Southerner: I just TOLD you. Southern DOS? Ya'll Reckon?? Yep/Nope. GP> He has a checkered past, some say. It would seem so. I did better at checkers than at chess... although the checkers doors on the BBS are smarter than me. GP> Did they have Acme in the days of Vlad? Ask Wile E. Coyote about that. GP> Damned Japanese bugs! It's just hard to change their bulbs when they burn out. GP> The doctor showed up & told the nurse, "I can't see him today." He doesn't have a lot of patience. GP> I always knew -- before vampirism messed up my mirrors! If you don't believe in laughing, go look in the mirror, and see what everyone else has been laughing at -- Jerry Clower Daryl .... What color is a chameleon in a mirror?? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .