Subj : Reader's Digest Joke Of T
To   : Jay Harris
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Oct 25 2022 21:41:00

Jay,

 JH> Restaurant patron: "Waiter, I'd like a bottle of wine."
 JH> Waiter: "What year, sir?"
 JH> Patron: "Well, I'd like it right now."

  Or, when the maitre'd asks a customer "Wine, sir??".

  The man starts sobbing uncontrollably, "Well, if you insist!!". <G>

Daryl

.... I'm Drunk Of Borg. Resistance Is Floor Tile.
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