Subj : Reader's Digest Humour in
To   : Jay Harris
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Oct 25 2022 21:41:00

Jay,

 JH> STANDING VIOLATION
 JH> Sign above the toilet in a women's latrine at Camp Ripley in Minnesota:
 JH> "If you are reading this sign while using this latrine, you are in the
 JH> wrong one." Mike Lins, Savage, Minnesota

  There is a restaurant in Peninsula, Ohio called "The Winking Lizard",
where in the restrooms (at least in the men's room), there are framed
sections of today's newspaper...whether you stand or sit. :P I guess
they have them in the women's restroom as well.

  I think of "The Far Side" cartoon, where the guy is coming out of the
restroom...and the alarm is sounding, lights are flashing, and the sign
screams out "DIDN'T WASH HANDS!!". <G>

  The guy who was the best man at my wedding (who passed away 5 months
after my wife died), did some "crazy cartoons"...one showed a woman in
front of the male urinal (standing up). I'm not sure how she was voiding,
or if she had a gender identity issue (I never thought I'd see the day
for that).

  He did a few other cartoons, as follows:

1) At the zoo, walking past the elephant pen, is a rather heavy set
female, with a huge buttocks (in the "cheeks"). One of the pachyderms
turns to the other one, and says "Reminds me of my first wife".

2) The real cause of forest fires: Smokey The Bear is lighting the
leaves!!

3) The center of the football team has a concerned look on his face,
as the quarterback comes up right behind him!!

  There is another one, but it escapes me right now.

Daryl

.... Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
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