Subj : Re: Metric Dozen To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Oct 20 2022 16:28:00 George, GP> The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?" Directed by Jose' Jalapeno on a stick. GP> Every morning for years, at about 11:30, the telephone operator in a GP> small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact GP> time. One day the operator summed up nerve enough to ask him why the GP> regularity. "I'm foreman of the local sawmill," he explained. "Every GP> day I have to blow the whistle at noon so I call you to get the exact GP> time." The operator giggled, "That's really funny," she said. "All this GP> time we've been setting our clock by your whistle. Time is of the essence. GP> Q: What is the slowest & most painful way to die? A: Life. Life a fatally transmitted disease. GP> Q: Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders? A: All the others are GP> non-binary Your punny days are numbered. GP> My new favourite: GP> Q: What do you get when cross a gun with the female pudenda? A: A GP> re-vulva Never mind starting from scratch. :P GP> In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand GP> for a woman's pussy. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and GP> describes a pair of d*cks. (Mr. Nixon must be proud) I tell you what. GP> -= 5 =- GP> At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go GP> fishing with him on the Sound. After an hour without any luck, he GP> asked, "Do you think we ought to try chumming?" His companion, a novice GP> at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant shore, then replied, GP> "We might as well. They can't see us from there." --John C. Miller GP> RD Issue: July 1957 Really. GP> -= 6 =- GP> King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth GP> did. GP> Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one GP> space at a time. Check, mate. GP> -= 7 =- GP> Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, GP> but the mirror wasn't working. Must've been made by ACME. GP> -= 8 =- GP> In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding GP> at night. This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation. Then, the fireflies took it and minaturized it. GP> -= 9 =- GP> Accidentally drunk a bottle of invisible ink. GP> I'm now in hospital waiting to be seen. It may take awhile either way. GP> -= 10 =- GP> I've just joined a dating group for arsonists. GP> It's great; they send me new matches every day. Now, we know who's hot stuff. Daryl .... "Calvin, we will NOT have an anatomically correct snowman!" -Calvin's Mom === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .