Subj : Reader's Digest Humour in Uniform
To   : Jay Harris
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Oct 14 2022 07:45:42

> MILITARY LESSON: NEVER VOLUNTEER
> During basic training at Fort Leavenworth, our sergeant asked if anyone had
> "artistic" abilities. Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian
> life, I raised my hand. Then the sergeant announced that everyone would get a
> three-day pass... except me. I would stay behind and neatly print each
> soldier's name onto his Army-issued underwear. Steven Silver, Scarsdale, New
> York
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Like they say in the military: NEVER volunteer for anything.

I also heard it was like this:

Why run when you can walk?
Why walk when you can just stand still? Why stand when you can sit?
Why sit when you can lie down?
Why just lie there when you can sleep?

I heard it as for the army, but I think it can validly apply to any branch of  the service.

Also heard it as:
Never pass up an opportunity to eat, or to sleep, as you never know when the  next chance will come.

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