Subj : Assorted Car Humor
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Nov 05 2017 00:04:14

Car Acronymns...what they REALLY stand for!!

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Effecient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended trips

CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund,You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All The Time
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It Again Tomorrow

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust And Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

KIA
Kick It Again

MERCEDES
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular object

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* My daughter asked me one time, "Daddy, before you married Mommie, who
told you how to drive ?"
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* Why is it that when most people drive everyone going slower than they
are is a moron, and those going faster are maniacs ?

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* The Police have stopped my wife so many times for speeding, they
decided to just give her a season ticket.



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