Subj : Re: Things To Ponder To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Mon Aug 15 2022 07:29:10 > George, >> That hold the btton thing isn't uncommon -- I can't stand them. > Well, apparently it has a deal with 3 light levels. But, after Amazon > sent a nasty letter that one of my reviews didn't meet their guidelines, > I removed my logon credentials from the system. I also had a bad experience > with eBay awhile back, and don't use them anymore, either. I've gotten so > where if I can't get it locally, I do without it. I would, too, if I had issues like that - but so far we've been doing well with Amazon Prime (my wife loves it!) > Lawyer: One who calls a 140 page document a brief. :P Never understood that one! Until I realized it's a lawyer -- it's probably an abbreviated version of the full 2,300 pages he would've written otherwise. >> We buy the AA in boxes of 128 -- all laid out when open, & easy to pick >> out as needed -- nice & neat to put away until needed. Got the same in >> AAA recently, as we use both. > I've got more AA than AAA, but you never see an A or B battery...but you > have C and D. Then, you have the other small circular batteries for things > like hearing aids. One comic suggested they got rid of the B batteries because when you go ask the store clerk for some "B batteries" he thinks you're stuttering & asks, "I understand you want some batteries. . what SIZE of batteries do you need?" > Speaking of which, that reminds me of the joke where the old woman in > church tells her husband "I just let an SBD fart!!", and her husband told > her "Gladys, I told you that you need to change the batteries in your > hearing aids!!". :P &, the woman who said her farts didn't make noise nor a smell. Her husband, "Chang the battery in y our hearing aid, & I'm making you an appointment to see the doctor about your clogged sinuses." >> We have that forehead thermometer, too. . . I gave up on the cheapo >> portable fans, as they no longer have the reservoir ones where you can >> spritz yourself with water through the fan, making as nice spray on >> your sauteeing face. > That small neck fan does the job for me, especially at night. I don't > have it blowing directly on my face, but passing air (that sounds risque, > doesn't it? ) to the rest of my anatomy. We bought a room air conditioner from Amazon that's working very well. . . I have it set to 23C (~76F) > There was a study done where it was determined that everyone farts... > from as little as 15 times a day, to as much as 20 times an hour!! I > wonder how much of our tax money was spent to determine that?? But, I > also heard they were going to do a study on second hand flatulence; yet > they couldn't get any volunteers. :P Who says it was a government-funded study? Maybe the makers of BEAN-O commissioned it. . >> I saw a post on FB of Twitter screenshots where women were talking >> about how much they love their man's colon -- the musky manly smell >> especially. . . > Ewwww!! That takes brown noseing (sp?) and face farts to a whole new > level. :P I didn't know face farts were a thing, at any level. . . (ick) > ... "AEIOUEIAUO" - sorry, I have uncontrolled vowel movements. At least it cured your consonation, eh? --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .