Subj : 50 'Sheds' of Grey -- an erotica parody for men
To   : All
From : George Pope
Date : Wed Apr 27 2022 14:00:12

Some quotes from  Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey 

apparently Mitre 10 is a New Zealand hardware store. 

We tried various positions û round the back, on the side, up against a wall.  But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only  place for a good shed.
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She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
ôIÆm yours for the night,ö she gasped, ôYou can do whatever you want with me.ö
So I took her to MITRE 10
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before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until  finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure.
Now for the other boot.
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Ever since she read THAT book, IÆve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and  shackles. 
She still manages to get into the shed, though.
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ôPut on this rubber suit and mask,ö I instructed, calmly. 
ôMmmm, kinky!ö she purred. 
ôYes,ö I said, ôYou canÆt be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed 
roof.ö
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ôIÆm a very naughty girl,ö she said, biting her lip. ôI need to be punished.ö 
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.
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ôHarder!ö she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. ôHarder!ö 
ôOkay,ö I said. ôWhatÆs the gross national product of Nicaragua?ö
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exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
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sure you can take the pain?ö she demanded, brandishing stilettos. 
ôI think so,ö I gulped. 
ôHere we go, then,ö she said, and showed me the receipt.
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ôHurt me!ö she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. 
ôVery well,ö I replied. ôYouÆve got fat ankles and no dress sense.ö
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ôAre you sure you want this?ö I asked. ôWhen IÆm done, you wonÆt be able to sit
down for weeks.ö
She nodded. 
ôOkay,ö I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay.
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ôPunish me!ö she cried. ôMake me suffer like only a real man can!ö 
ôVery well,ö I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

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