Subj : Meat, Medicine, & More To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Fri Mar 18 2022 12:22:00 George, GP> I know abot his thing -- nearly 5,000 calories! Looks like it'd taste GP> delicious as all, but not worth it for me -- I'll try to fake it in GP> sallow oil in a fryingpan -- dust some onion wedges with seasoned GP> flour & immerse & fry. You don't want to have your blood work drawn after grazing like that!! GP> I use the same ONE FORK when I eat. (I've washed enough dishes over the GP> years, even by then, to know that using fewer is always appreciated) If I can eat at home with paper plates and plastic silverware, and disposable microwave cooked items, that means no dishes to wash. GP> Buyt if I didn't eat around 6,000 calories a day then I lost weight GP> from my already nearly anorexic loknig frame. I need to lose weight, but it's easier said than done. GP> I smoked 30 strong cigs/day & walked anywhere from 10-80 miles a day, GP> all at a fixed 6MPH pace. With the arthritis now, as well as the heat and insects, I don't do good with walking outside. GP> I seriously got kicked out of an al you can eat Chinese buffet GP> restaurant becaise Io'd pay my $5 & eat 78 plates of only meat, piled GP> high! That's exactly what happened to my brother and a friend of his years ago. GP> Oh come ON now, that was over 30 fleeping years ago -- will you people GP> EVER let this story die down?! The money's all spent -- I even donated GP> a quarter of it to various charities. Neve returned to that bar GP> again,. though, as resentment ran high from those who had helped GP> fill the jars. Especially when they found out how you won. GP> Like the gas station cum diner sign said: "Eat here. Get gas." Eat Beans -- America Needs The Gas. Or another sign that noted "We have gas and worms in the rear". :P GP> Why not grow a little garden patch? You can do it in containers or GP> raised beds to put it at your height when sitting down, for safety, if GP> needed. I was never one for gardening...I do my gardening at Kroger. GP> Indeed. Ditto research (donate to cure cancer/AIDS/et al/etc); there's GP> no money for researchers in cures -- only in research. They have to pay all the drug reps, and for their ads...that's why they're so expensive. GP> Hecame to see me in the recovery (post-op/step doweb unit) room & said GP> I was good to leave, they needed the bed. I pointed out that the GP> cathetyer & stent were sti9ll in my shmeckle. He wanted ME to pull GP> them out. I said, bnot from this angle! Darn right!! GP> So her groaned & yanked everyuthing out in one fast rip, shredding the GP> nose cone of my formerly well defined missile. Ouch!! GP> So I wasstucj at home, naked, with a dispensible juice jug nearby. GP> Naturally, I started easing back on water consumption as I knew it GP> would hurt like a *pause* (*&^(*^(*^&(^*()&)!!! *unpause* when it GP> exited. Since I quit drinking carbonated beverages, I haven't had a single kidney stone. GP> it hits airm, is perfectly hygienic & an excellent antiseptic) I've absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, I clean the toilet. GP> I like being able to pee like a man -- that was MY first landmark GP> benchmark in the hospital -- when I could stand up & pee normally GP> again, after my stroke. The little girls are so disappointed that they can't pee like Daddy does. :P GP> Q: What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion? GP> A: A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye In a word, really. Daryl .... My ship finally came in, but I was at the airport. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .