Subj : Re: Phil To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Fri Feb 18 2022 12:48:32 > George, >> if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. :P >> It's MINE, & I'll wash it as fast & thoroughly as I want! > And in the cold, you need a microscope and tweezers to find it. Speaking for yourself, I guess. . . Then there was the guy who could only find it by wearuing a jeweler's loupe, shaking pepper down there & grabbing the pubic hair that moved. > Better not be like bacteria...peeing and pooping in the yogurt. I guess > I'm trying to kill my appetite...as I haven't eaten all day. :P How do they know when yoghurt goes bad? it's rotted milk to begin with! My favourite urine to drink is the bacterium's that eats sugar & pees out alcohol. . . >> Sugar isn't BASD, it's just not overly good (7 calories for a tsp >> isn't going to kill you or make you get fat) > Is sugar bad if you're diabetic?? I know folks who are hypoglycemic > (sp?), they have to take peanut butter crackers if their blood sugar > gets too low. There is a new deal now (prescription required) where you > wear this patch on your body, and with this bluetooth app for your > smartphone, you can get your blood sugar and A1C readings without doing > the prick of your finger. It saves a ton of money on lancets as well as > alcohol swabs. Well, for diabetes, the rules change, but for the rest of the world, it's demonized just so a few billionaires can keep adding to their already overfilled coffers. >> God made sugar; man made Aspartame -- Whom do YOU trust? > In God We Trust...all others require Photo ID. In God we trust -- all others must pay cash. I've seen this sign in many a country shop. > QWK Mail, I haven't had a chance to eat. So, after I finish this REP > packet, I'm going to eat, and get away from the computer. Don't b e dong that -- it's not altogether healthy. I aim for: 1/3 my day's food/calories for breakfast. 3/8 for lunch 1/8 for supper or an evening snack >> Peanut: Alright. I admit Jeff does not abuse drugs. He's an alcoholic. > It's amazing what he can get away with. Jeff's first big show was called "Arguing With Myself" -- sys it all, really! He has quite the imaginatoin to create such memorable & consistent characters - - I don't consider all to be winners -- I'm not fond of the mincing superhero. On to the ventricyulars. . . I met a ventriloquist at a bar who told me I was attractive. I wasn't sure if it was her or the beer talking. I'm a pretty good ventriloquist. Even if I say so myself. [Remember the "Unknown Comic" in the paper bag? I could pull off an Unknown Ventriloquist act, I'm sure.] My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish. It was a slow death but a beautiful finish. --Ryan Stiles (Whose Line Is It Anyway?) Today I learned that not all people are appreciative of ventriloquism. Especially my wifeÆs gynaecologist. --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .