Subj : Re: Phil
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Feb 07 2022 16:37:00

George,

 GP> Well, He's just sausage (ground "hog," get it?)

  If he was ground dog, he was playing with his weiner. :P

 GP> If his seeing his shadowcause 6 more weeks of winter, rather than the 6
 GP> weeks  between Feb 2nd & Spring (Mar. 20) then let's prevent him seeing
 GP> anything;  Nurse, the hot poiker, please, & orderly,. his his little
 GP> face steady for me.

  He's ALWAYS going to see his shadow, for the TV camera lights...whether
the sun is visible or not.

 GP> Spring is near 6 weeks from Feb 2nd, no matter what a crowd favourite
 GP> rat has  to say otherwise. . .

  And, meteorological spring is ALWAYS on March 1.

 GP> My friend wanted to cosplay for Groundhog's Day. I told him to gopher
 GP> it.

  It reminds me of a Looney Tunes cartoon, where Porky Pig has his dog
named Mandrake (what a name for a dog) hunting groundhogs. The dog comes
upon Grover Groundhog, and when the dog realizes who just startled him,
he says "You're a Groundhog"...to which, the Groundhog hands him a dollar
bill, and says "That gets you one dollar. Would you care to try for two??"
<G>.

 GP> Q: How do you make a groundhog?
 GP> A: Use a meat grinder, same as for ground rabbit

  Customer: This coffee tastes like mud.
  Waiter: Well, it was ground this morning.

 GP> Q: What would you call a razorback that obeys the laws of gravity? A: A
 GP> ground hog

  It seemed like that for the football time that did very few passes.

  Coach: Can you pass a football?
  Kid: Only if I can swallow it.

Daryl

.... Cinemuck - The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the theater floor.
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