Subj : Re: Not Horsing Around To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Wed Feb 02 2022 16:19:00 George, GP> I customize everything at McDonalds to make it palateable. . . not GP> easy, especially aas they're starting to arbitrarily charge for some GP> toppings. GP> 40c for 3 skinny wilted pickles?! KMX! KMX?? And, a lot of these places hate it when you "special order" a sandwich. GP> Why charge me for my preferred dip when I'm not taking ketchup - ytou GP> gave the gut in front of me about 100 in his bag! I only need 3oz of GP> McChickem sauce in a tiny side dish container. When I got the stuff from Burger King, I'd get either ketchup or BBQ sauce. GP> My first GF would orcder a Big Mac, extra pickles plus erxtra pickles GP> on the side (they gave her almost half a cup worth of their poickles GP> for no extra fees) Years ago, there was a franchise called Western Sizzlin' -- I loved their pickles. But, I understand they have oxylates, which can cause kidney stones, so I eat these sparingly now. GP> I can grow boobs, but nobody wants to see that! & I'm not my GP> jeopardizing my heart health to save a half buck at McBarfy's. . . Sounds like the blooper with the "memorial meal for John Doe"...it had chicken fried steak, and all the other high fat and cholesterol deals. One ol' boy couldn't pronounce "cholesterol", but instead said "castor oil". Both can lead to unpleasant experiences. :P GP> I pretty much only eat fries when I drop in some times when hungry & GP> ouit & about, or hash browbs for breakfast (just fries, really) I like the hash browns/tater tots that Chick-Fil-A has, but they're closed on Sunday...and it's rare I eat breakfast out anymore. GP> Occasionhally I'll have adouble Big Mac, but no sauce, as if I say half GP> sauce, I get triple & if I say no cheese, I get cheese AND bacon (I GP> don't eat either) If I get their breakfast, it's the sausage egg mcmuffin...otherwise, I get the 2 cheeseburger meal and large size it. Those are the only things I eat off their menu. GP> minimum wage because they have minimum inteligence, minimum skills, GP> minimum motivation, & minimum aptitudes. . . It would seem that way. GP> & their supervisors get 3-4c more per hour because they're barely worth GP> even that, but you have to reward those who will take the rap for GP> others' incompetencies. Too many nowadays want something for nothing. I worked for Burger King for nearly 5 years 40 years ago. GP> I prefer A&W, but they're not cheap. It's called "you get what you pay for". GP> Fast food: FAST, CHEAP, or TASTY -- you can only have 2, if you're GP> lucky--morer likely only 1 At this area franchise, David's Burgers, if you eat in, and order a combo, you get unlimited french fries. I can get a single grilled chicken sandwich with mayonnaise, tomato, pickle, grilled onion, American cheese, plus a large drink, and unlimited french fries for under $10. But, I can not do that every day. Then, I get a complimentary sample of soft swirl ice cream (chocolate and vanilla). I normally stay away from chocolate for the caffeine, but that little bit won't hurt me. GP> I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today. His mom got really angry. You'll probably have a lot of gas afterwards. :P GP> Q: How is working at McDonalds like being an archaeologist? A: Either GP> way you'll be working with ancient Greece. That's for sure. The one thing I'll say for Burger King is that while their burgers are "flame broiled", they're not "swimming in grease on the grill", like at Wendy's, McDonald's, and elsewhere. GP> "Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?" Ronald: GP> I'm loving "IT" Nothing like self gratification. GP> Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs... 20 heart surgeons and 20 GP> dentists. Just like that deal with "The Fat Bible" that we've discussed before. GP> Q: What do you call a non-commissioned Naval officer who works at GP> McDonalds as a supervisor? A: A chief patty officer Or like the cow who just gave birth to a little one...she had been "de-calf-inated", and said she'd name the little one "Patty". GP> Q: How can you tell if it's Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? A: He has GP> seasame seed buns Never mind hold the onions. GP> Q: Why doesn't McDonalds serve ribeye? A: Because that would be a GP> McSteak I've never had their McRib sandwich. GP> Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonald's, she goes only if you can GP> spell it, he then says "okay mum, can I have a KCF?" I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated. Daryl .... Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .