Subj : Re: Allergic To Hospitals To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Wed Jan 12 2022 15:49:30 >> I love that soundtrack -- have had it on LP for many years now. . > It was from the musical "Hair", with "Good Morning, Starshine". The > church I was with 55 years ago, did several songs part of the deal, > including Sheb Wooley's hit "The Purple People Eater". Yup, I have the LP -- very trippy cover art! (I miss LP cover art -- like Moody Blues -- they turned every cover into a two-page story.) > And, if the Pontiff has eye surgery, requiring a patch...then sounds > the beeper on his Pope-Mobile that flies around, and has overdone it > on the grapes and wine, would he be "The One Eyed, One Horned, Flying > Purple Papal Leader"?? Stretching too far for that one. . . Many are wondering, if the Pope is appointed, ultimately, by God, & presumably blessed by God, why does the Pope need to drive around in a bullet-proof upside -down aquarium? > Sometimes, we wonder what happened to the weather stripping on the > Canadian border. But, our big winter snows are usually late in > January, and during February...like it was last year. I finally figured out wy Americans think wee're sio cold year-round 8in Canada. You see a weathermap that shows both sides of the border, in August & some nice 80s & 90s on your side, but directly across the border, in Canada, nothing higher than 35! (in AUGUST!) One old-timer in Detroit noted, "That must be howthey knew where to put the border." >> Q: What do you call a hippie's wife? A: Mississippi > If you're not the beanstalk climber's daughter, you're Jackson. Or you're the giant's daughter. Mama's baby, but Papas's maybe! > They said dress for the 50s today, so I dressed like Buddy Holly. Nice! If it's the 50s here, EEEP!!! It did ht 50 here one August -- that's Las Vegas temps! (122F) >> Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? A: He was too far out, >> man. > He would've done better with a rip fart than a rip current. Saw a real NatGeo video of a blue whale farting -- far OUT, man! RADICAL!!! That's a rip you don't want to cross paths with! > How did the blonde hurt herself trying to start the car?? She burned her > mouth on the tailpipe. That must be Debbie, I used to date her. . . very briefly, trust me. . . I hate tailpipes. They're exhausting. Had a dream that I was a tailpipe last night I woke up exhausted Turns out our Lyft driver is a sheep herder He said he'll be here in two shakes of a lamb's tailpipe. People who run behind cars get exhausted. But people who run in front of cars get tired. My son asked, "Why can't you help me put his together?" Me: "I'm feeling like a bicycle?" Him: "What's that mean?" Me: "I'm two-tired." --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .