Subj : Re: New BBS Disclaimer
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Jan 10 2022 09:56:00

George,

 GP> They're not ALL dirty. . .

 GP> Little Johnny complains to mom at home, "Mom, our teacher really
 GP> doesn't know  anything. He keeps asking us!".

  Very astute young man. <G>

 GP> "And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. "Come
 GP> on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

  That's something positive.

 GP> Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees
 GP> him and asks, "Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?"

 GP> "I'm taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant," answers
 GP> Johnny.

 GP> The mayor is shocked, "Surely your father had better be doing that?"

 GP> Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, "Nah, I
 GP> think it's really best left with the bulls."

  Maybe he's having one...he probably worked hard to become de-calfinated. 

 GP> Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?
 GP> "Because I helped her."
 GP> But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?
 GP> "I helped her eat her gummy bears."

  They wanted me to do a good deed, so I let her take my injection.

 GP> "So what have you been doing at school today, Johnny?"
 GP> --"I don't really want to talk about it mom. You'll see it later on the
 GP> news, anyways."

  Oh, boy!!

Daryl

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