Subj : Re: Metric Dozen To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Wed Jan 05 2022 16:10:18 > George, >> Yup, I be filling his spare bank account, labeled "Yacht Fund" > And, that's the tooth. & the bill. . . > Every creature poots and poops...for humans, the pooting is from 15 times > a day, to as much as 20 times an hour. I wonder how much of our tax dollars > were used to determine that?? I heard they were going to do a study on > second hand flatulence, but they couldn't get any volunteers. And, there is Likely it was a private study by a cvompany wanting to sell anti-pooting drugs. . . There are a few creatures that never have those "audio tests of their solid waste disposal systems" -- mostly mollusks & fleas. Tigers & other wildcats shouldn't, as they never eat ANY vegetation; they'll avoid eating prey's stomachs to avoid any that might be in there. Their fibre, for regularity, comes from hair & bones. >> Go online, google up Mynetdiary & start there -- put in every food you >> eat. > Right now, it's not much at all...lemon cream sandwich cookies, and lunch > meat sandwiches of Buddig lunch meat, on wheat bread. Well, you can use it to track your calories & sodium intake m, to see where a problem may be occurring -- ifyou're eating that little, obesity shouldn't be an issue. . . I get the Buddig packs whenever they go on sale for $1 or 99c & get a bunch of corned beef for myself. My family prefers the chicken or turkey. Been getting the Ziggy's sliced meats more regularly, as it's a good deal & the slices are proper, to me, sandwich thickness (like balogna, instead of deli sliced) I put 2 little Buddig slices on my sandwich & can't even taste it(I like loys of yellow mustard -- turmeric is a nice antioxidant. My kids put the whole 55g(2oz?) pack into a sandwich & use miracle whip. >> Bridal Shower? You weren't a bride, mate! > No, but I was there with her, and she wanted everyone there. Hey, she was the boss, right? > There is an allergy to the skin of mangoes...my brother has it. He can eat > the inside of it, but if he touches the outside, he breaks out in a rash. My son hasd a contact rash to blueberries -- if he eats them,. he's fine, but if he smears them on his face (like when eating a triple thick blueberry danish too enthusiastically) he breaks out in an awful rash. . . >> My friend Joseph recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe >> lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean! > I'm begging of you, please don't take my spam. You like spam? You can have mine. Give me your email, so I cam set up a forward for all email I get with a blank sender or not addressed to only me. >> My wife says I'm on a seafood diet.... When I see food, I eat it! > It's a light seafood diet. When it gets light, and I see food, I eat. Works for me! I begin eating breakfast early, takes the edge off. . . > Or it could be like the guy who grew the green vegetable in a greenhouse, > with wire around it. He'd go to check it at sunrise, and it was known as > the dawning of the cage of asparagus. Q: Where do veggies go after they get off the airplane? A: To Cabbage Claim! Q: How did John and Yoko get their son to eat his veggies? A: "Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance." 7 days with no veggies makes one weak. Orange you glad I came up with these grape and un-beet-able puns? Cauliflower (call a flower) shop. In celebration! ItĘs just bananas, and will drive you coco and nuts! --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .