Subj : Re: Metric Dozen To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Tue Jan 04 2022 10:47:48 > George, >> You took the words right out of my mouth -- how bloody unsanitary! > It wasn't easy reaching between those molars. Besides, you have to be > kind to your dentist, as he has fillings, too. Yup, I be filling his spare bank account, labeled "Yacht Fund" > If you see a bear coming out of the woods with a newspaper, and he warns > you to not go in there... My rhetorical bit is, "Does the Pope sh** in the woods?" or "Is a bear with diarrhea Catholic?"; to the first I can respond, "Only when I'm camping." >> Same, but I mamage, so I'm not so bad yet. . .plus I've been steadily >> losing 1lb/week for almost a year now. > I wish I could say the same. Go online, google up Mynetdiary & start there -- put in every food you eat. It starts by figuring out what your maintenanve level in calories is (to keep yourself exactly whgere you are, then you pick how fast you want to lose weight (1lb/week is recommended by doctors as max healthy rate), how much total (start with 10% of body weight, as they say 10% will effect healthful changes you'll notice. I went with more, as I was nmorbidly obese when I started & needed to get to work asap. Eaxch dasy it'll show you your total allocated, & a running total f how much you've eaten so far & what that leaves, in calories -- it helps you make wise choices real quickly. Soon enough you gert into better habits & get full sooner, with less, & desire healthier foods (you can check any food you put in for a grade A to D-) >> It's basic math: fat = energy, stored. calories = energy > Too bad you can't fart away fat. Yup, I looked into it, hoping to come up with the Next Big Thing in millionaire-making diets. . . >> To lose weight one must either reduce calories or increase activity (to >> increase outpout of calories); physical exercise isn't an option for >> my semi- paralyzed self, so I've had to crack down on how & how much I >> eat -- it's obviously working! > Finances have cut me to 1 lunch meat sandwich twice a day...not very > nutritious. Nope - you m ight want to explore others -- I managed, for a while, as a single, on under $1/day. Bulk food stores helped immensely. Don't be afraid to feel hunger for a bit each day -- this is a sign your body is eating excess fat, & your stomach is shrinking (less greedy for more) > At my bridal shower, it was "Violets are purple. Roses are red. When > Daryl is blue...Jan, head for the bed". I was never so embarrassed in > all my life...severely blushing as well. :P Bridal Shower? You weren't a bride, mate! >> Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if >> you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk. > Now that really adds up. To unemplyment & divorce, likely, with an STD remainder. > A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago. Where were you? I've been hosting this monthly meeting for years now & usually there's just the same half dozen of us. . . & Art, showing up ten minutes late, as usual, & heading straight for the coffeepot! Did you hear about the guy who went on a fruit diet? In just 2 days, he became completely obnoxious Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango crazy After careful consideration, IÆve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet. I will now only eat animals that are herbivores. My friend Joseph recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean! IÆm on a whiskey diet. IÆve lost three days already. My wife says I'm on a seafood diet.... When I see food, I eat it! I prefer the "A-Food Diet"; I only eat foods beginning with the letter A: Apricots Apples Asparagus A banana cream pie A dozen doughnuts etc. . . --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .