Subj : Re: Metric Dozen To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Jan 04 2022 11:17:00 George, GP> You took the words right out of my mouth -- how bloody unsanitary! It wasn't easy reaching between those molars. Besides, you have to be kind to your dentist, as he has fillings, too. GP> I use that line regularly & honestly. . . (I have ADHD, too--they're GP> not related, but it works) Christian Comedian Mark Lowery refers to it now as ADD...he says he doesn't have the memory to worry about the H. > You'll have to explain that one. GP> A Pee Queue. OK, that clears that up. It's like the meme that noted "I've absorbed so much hand sanitizer, that when I pee, I clean the toilet". GP> If necessary -- it do help disperse the evil. I bought a mini 4"fan GP> from Amazon that I leave running in the bathroom 24/7 -- helps a LOT, GP> especially with reducing the stifling heat in summer or when the GP> furnace comes on too often in the winter. . . (sam,e size vent to give GP> enough heat to keep the big living room warm as for the little GP> bathroom) If you see a bear coming out of the woods with a newspaper, and he warns you to not go in there... GP> Same, but I mamage, so I'm not so bad yet. . .plus I've been steadily GP> losing 1lb/week for almost a year now. I wish I could say the same. GP> It's basic math: fat = energy, stored. calories = energy Too bad you can't fart away fat. GP> To lose weight one must either reduce calories or increase activity (to GP> increase outpout of calories); physical exercise isn't an option for GP> my semi- paralyzed self, so I've had to crack down on how & how much I GP> eat -- it's obviously working! Finances have cut me to 1 lunch meat sandwich twice a day...not very nutritious. GP> Q: What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate GP> coffin sizes? A: A mathemortician. I heard of a guy being pursued by a possessed casket in a haunted house. So, he threw a bottle of Robitussion at it, and the coffin stopped. GP> Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am. At my bridal shower, it was "Violets are purple. Roses are red. When Daryl is blue...Jan, head for the bed". I was never so embarrassed in all my life...severely blushing as well. :P GP> Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if GP> you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk. Now that really adds up. GP> Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations GP> homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late. A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago. Daryl .... If you think everything's OK, you've overlooked something. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .