Subj : Re: New BBS Disclaimer To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Fri Dec 31 2021 22:10:00 George, GP> I cut them out long ago! I only dranbk then wheb I was doing 12-hour GP> shift work, as one rapidly drunk Coke did more to wake me up than the GP> speed with which I could ingest caffeine via coffee. Since I cut out the soda and the caffeine, I haven't had kidney stones, and my heart rate has stabilized. Those "energy drinks" are worse than caffeine. GP> "Feces occurs" is a maxim in every field. I said that to a co-worker one day years ago...and she looked at me with the deer in the headlights look. When I translated it, she roared with laughter, and said "I'm going to tell my sister!!". The next morning, she came in, and I asked her if she had told her sister. Grinning wildly, she said "yes", and when I asked "same reaction?", she said "yes". She lost her first husband to colon cancer, but remarried too soon after that...I don't the marriage lasted 2 months. I don't know whatever happened to her, as she resigned from there long before I did. GP> I've found a housecall doctor or two in every city with an GP> intewrnational airport in the USA. I believe LR has such? Not that I know. I did have a nurse from my HMO come by for a physical exam and interview this past September. GP> The 3 Bs of Feminine Beauty: Boobs, Belly, & Butt (or is that 4?) Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. GP> not a drill is bad, to, when you asked for a fleeping HAMMER! Really. GP> I do try to avoid that one. I've slowly built up new muscles tyo GP> control my uyrethras farther up (as I often get a sharp jagged stone GP> shard lodged at the main point of squeezing off the flow, & when I GP> squeeze, AIIIII,. pain like nothing else! & the urethra automatically GP> spasms wide open! So I've had to find & exercise muscles further up GP> the pipe, to control flow in such a situation. Incontinence on both sides is a bear. Ever since I quit drinking soda or carbonated beverages, I haven't had a single stone. GP> It might well be a COMMON response,but you're never allowed to be awake GP> during surgeries to witness it! Or the guy who wakes up in the morgue, and wonders "If I'm alive, what am I doing here?? And, if I'm dead, how come I have to go to the bathroom??". GP> Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds. Eyewitnesses GP> report he left no tern unstoned. Nice spoonerism pun. GP> Nothing spoils a good story GP> like the arrival of an eyewitness. Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes. GP> Neighbours testified they heard 3 gunshots Well, yeah, one for the GP> murder, & 2 more to clear out the obvious eyewitnesses. That's about it. Daryl .... Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .