Subj : Re: Metric Dozen (2nd tod
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Dec 12 2021 00:43:00

George,

 GP> I'm partial to chocolate-whipped cream rolls, myself.

  I used to devour a dozen chocolate iced donuts...but I've given up
tea, caffeine, chocolate, candy, etc. -- and the downside of that is
caffeine withdrawl, and my migraines are back.

 GP> & why is New Zealand still allowed to call itself "new"?

  Same thing with New Mexico.

 GP> & B-lame G-ame, when it's time she Tees up her own responsibility.

  So few want to accept responsibility. That's like the 2 brothers
fighting, and one tells their parents "he hit me first after I hit
him back". I think they both got spanked.

 GP> Q: Howdo you get a one-armed blonde out of a coconut tree?
 GP> A: Wave

  Going down. <G>

 GP> "Yup, I can sit on ice cream & tell you if it's chocolate or vanilla"

  I've heard of hot cross buns and blue buns (that's what the smurfs
have), but I don't think I'd want to sit on something cold. The 
cement seats on a winter day are bad enough (that was the case the
day of my Dad's funeral -- cloudy and 32, with a wind chill of 20.

 GP> "Tire go flat?"
 GP>   "Nope, I was driving along & the other 3 just swolled right up!"
 GP> "Heat'll do that!"

  There you go.

 GP> Prank: fill your buggy/cart to the brim & piled as high as possible; go
 GP> up to a person in line who has ONE item, & ask, "Do you mind if I go in
 GP> front of you, please? I'm in a hurry."

  Really. Although I've offered to have someone with a full cart go before
me, with only an item or two.

 GP> Opium for the masses (or is it "them asses"?)

  Or when the family of moles are in the ground for the winter, and it
comes time to come out of the burrow. Well, if the leaders are slow
getting out, the trailers just see mole-asses. <G>

 > ... Don't iron a 4 leaf clover; Never Press Your Luck.

 GP> Unless you're playing poker with amateurs, then push, push, press on, &
 GP> win!

  Never mind the Whammies. My favorite was the one breakdancing.

Daryl

.... Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labours in vein.
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