Subj : Re: Send Him To Grade 5
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Tue Nov 30 2021 14:07:04

 >  > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry
 >  > in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

 >  GP> Me, too, Mr. Principal, me, too!

 >   I wonder how many ladies were in the same boat. <G>

Ladies or "ladies"? *G*

 >   When I erase the stuff with the eraser, where does it go??

The same place your lap goes when you stand up?
The same place your fist goes when you open your hand?


 >   I wonder if they fall asleep during Mass. I think of the joke where this
 > guy is sleeping in church, and snoring. His wife repeatedly nudges him,
 > trying to wake him up. Finally, she hits him so hard, that it knocks him
 > out of the pew into the aisle. When asked if he was OK, he replied "Hit
 > me again. I can still hear him". <G>

The one I herd aboput was this old couple in church, Grandpa snoring a little,
Grandma pokes him with her hatpin, jusat as the preacher asked, "& Who is it
that gives us life?" as he in pain, shouts, "GOOD GOD!!!"

Yes, sir, Mr. Barnsworth," says the preacher, "& I love your enthusiasm."

Later, he's dozing again & gets jabbed just as the pastpr asked what is the one
& onlyway to Heaven. . .

"JESUS CHRIST!" he shouts, again in pain.  Grandma is smug beside him.

"Very good," says the preacher, "I'm surpriseed, as you're not one of our most
regular members, but I'm glad you're here & so filled with enthusiasm for the
Lord's Word."

With grandma glarring, he tried his best to stay awake, butt he pastr's
droninig delivery style eventually won overe.  Something in him woke him just
in time to grab the hatpin before it descended again, just as the pastor was
asking, "& what do you supose Eve's first words to Adam were?"

Angry Grandpa addressed his wife, loud enough for all to hear, "If you stick
that horrible thing in me again, I'll snap it in half!"






 >  GP> I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot

 >   Not sure what the Costello is.

 >  GP> &, in case there are Catholics reading this, a bit from the other side:

 >  GP> I drove by two First Baptist Churches today.
 >  GP> One of them is lying

 >   I've heard of a First, Second, Third, and Fourth Baptist Church...but I
 > don't recall of it going further. I guess it was for the number of those
 > churches in town.

 >  GP> Son: I wanted to talk to you about that. In bible study I learned that
 >  GP> Moses, John the Baptist, and Jesus all had long hair.

 >  GP> Father: Yes they did. And they walked everywhere they went.

 >   Never mind the disciples came in One Accord.

 > Daryl

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Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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