Subj : Re: Send Him To Grade 5
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Nov 29 2021 16:08:00

George,

 > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry
 > in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

 GP> Me, too, Mr. Principal, me, too!

  I wonder how many ladies were in the same boat. <G>

 GP> She ponders a second before asking him, "Do you have an eraser I may
 GP> borrow, please?"

  When I erase the stuff with the eraser, where does it go??

 GP> Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
 GP> A: A Roamin' Catholic

  I wonder if they fall asleep during Mass. I think of the joke where this 
guy is sleeping in church, and snoring. His wife repeatedly nudges him,
trying to wake him up. Finally, she hits him so hard, that it knocks him
out of the pew into the aisle. When asked if he was OK, he replied "Hit
me again. I can still hear him". <G>

 GP> I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot

  Not sure what the Costello is.

 GP> &, in case there are Catholics reading this, a bit from the other side:

 GP> I drove by two First Baptist Churches today.
 GP> One of them is lying

  I've heard of a First, Second, Third, and Fourth Baptist Church...but I
don't recall of it going further. I guess it was for the number of those
churches in town.

 GP> Son: I wanted to talk to you about that. In bible study I learned that
 GP> Moses, John the Baptist, and Jesus all had long hair.

 GP> Father: Yes they did. And they walked everywhere they went.

  Never mind the disciples came in One Accord.

Daryl

.... Bar Exam: How much tequila you can drink before you hit the floor.
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