Subj : Re: Revenge On Telemarketers
To   : Ron Lauzon
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Nov 22 2021 07:53:26

 > The best one was when I got a call and asked them to wait a minute.
 > I handed the phone to the guy next to me:  Nick, my companie's Microsoft
 > representative.
 > "Hey, Nick.  Microsoft is saying there's something wrong with my computer."
 > I thought I was good at harassing these people, but Nick took things to a
 > whole new level.

Like this guy?

https://youtu.be/kMwFhGd8duo

I remember warnjing twitsd on BBSes about the bin Laden virus.

Drop to DOS: ALT+S

CD \WINDOWS

DIR *.BIN

See all those bin files -- those are former Windows files thart the virus has
taken over.

Delete those & Windows will rebuild the correct ones:

echo y|del *.bin

*.*

After a few jokes, I point out that only a twit would have done those steps &
desrved the results. . .

I waited til I was well-known for these pranks so my regular readers wouldn't
get caught by it, of course!

I also used it to catch those who would wreck a sysop's pc, given the chance.

Use the secret SYSOLP ACCESS (ALT+S) then CD \ , ECHO Y|DEL *.*

Now I dn't do this stuff, of course, because I'm more (cough, cough) mature.. .
uh-huh. . yuuuup! No Doubt!

Wanna buy a bridge, so you can collect tolls & have an extra source of income?

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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