Subj : Re: Health Q&A To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun Oct 31 2021 10:27:25 > Burger King. I remember when they came out with their original chicken > sandwich in the late 70's and early 80's. Many nights, I was the only > white guy on the crew, and we had a ball. A fellow black cashier, George > Williams...was a card. He called out an order and said "Chicken. Make it > all white meat". He busted out laughing, and everyone else did as well. Hpefully he wasn't usding paedo slamg: chickenmeat means an underage lad. I founfd that out second-hand. My group home brother went with the psarent inoto the vbig ciuty to pick soime tyhing up, in walking a shortcut to get to the parking lot where the van was, they went through the gay district (West End, as in most big cities) & someone hollered out a window at Kevin: "WHOO_EE, CHICKENMEAT, HONEY!!"; the parent explained the slang to Kevin who was pissed for the next few weeks, especially as the rest of us had a new daily-use nickname for him! He was deffo white meat only. I knew his mom & she was Mayflower white, IYKWIM. > GP> Oh, I useds to be bad; at 7pm the next door grocerey would mark the > GP> bulk yeast doughnuts down to 20c each (from 95c+) & I'd get 12 (buy 6 & > GP> there's no sales tax, so 6 for bedtime snack & 6 for breakfast-- not a > GP> healthy lifestyle choice, as it turns out) > Food is food...especially when you get the munchies. But moderation is the key. I'll enjoy the occasional yeast doughnut now, but only one full sized one at a time. I just had a nice caramel-filled maple-nut doughnut for breakfast! I believe in: Moderation in everythinng, including(or especially) moderation itself. (we've all been annoyed by one of those "I never..." people. . .) I believe God put everything here for us, but sometimes the item is best shunned for our greater good (like refined opioid drugs, & goatsex) Cocaleaves are fine when chewed by those working in the mountains of South America, but they're not getting huge doses of the alkaloid eating them fresh, & likely getting healthy vitamins, too, & the enzymes needed to safely break down the alkaloid components. Used like this, they've a moderation dose, but refined into pure white powder & snorted, the recommended moderation level is zero, & I'm good with that. Tobacco was fine when the firsdt nations used it rarely for ceremonial purposes, but then Eurotrash refined it & made it stronger, packing it into burnable tubes, & nicotine addiction was born. I used to smoke (quite heavily: 50-60 cigs/day) & swen I finally quit, thanks unto God, I realized my moderation level is zero. I'fd love to e able to smoke a pipe on rare occasions, but that breaks my chosen moderation level, so I don't. (not worth the risk of getting addicted again, especially, as that would be a slap in the face to the One who helped me get free of it) I used to be a Mennonite, & their policy is complete teetotalling, so I kept my occasional indulgence of alcohol on the DL; ditto when I used to hang around a bunch of people in AA. The Mennonites knew I smoked & after a discussion with the elders, I kept it out of sight of the church, & I was still admitted as a full voting/communing member. They also helped me get off the habit, financially, by paying for the patches I used (expensive to my meager budget) Will have been tobacco-free for 28 years this coming August! Such a good feeling. I respect others makng their free choice to smoke, so long as they respect me, & others. The church had a beef with smoking, but God was okay with me, at times, so longb as I did so in a manner that showed my alleguance to Him. One time I was right out of cigs & tobacco, with no money due for a while,m so I prayed for help; True story: 4 hours later I get a knock on my door by a down the hall neighbour who knew I smoked & had an extra carton, & would I like it, free of chsarge? Not just what I asked for, but delivery, too! God really knows how to answer prayer! Doesn't meamn everyone should ask for addictive substabnces, of course, because He & I had an understanding, I believe. Every person is different & unique in His sight. > GP> I've been calling it that. :D > I never made fun of my wife when she cramped. My IBS abdominal cramps > were far worse. My wife's are mild enough, but my daughter gets them bad; I have nothing but sympathy/empathy, of course. Renal Colic can feel like my guts are making their escape by firing cannonnballs using a trebuchet sat my gut walls. > That's like them asking to pee on your back...it can't be done. After I > had a cardiac catheterization done, and I ending up peeing in the bed (I > was stuck on my back), the nurse asked "Did we spring a leak??", and I > growled "No, I felt like pissing the bed". :P I have to get help rolling onto my side. When they wanted a stool sample, they had to put the bed's head up to max, so I was basically sitting. > GP> Climax, PA is in that area, too. We have the town(village?) of Dildo > GP> in Newfoundland (it's just an oarlock, & it's an old fishing town) > Never mind wanting a sexy place to live. Rowboat accessories are sexy?! You live a lonely life, my friend! ;) > GP> I just checked with Google & it's a 4h23m drive from intercourse to > GP> climax (in Penn's Syvania) > That sounds like a good item for trivial pursuit. How long does it take to get from intercourse to climax. when you're driving? Me: 2 minutes one of my exes: 19 hours minimum & only once a decade! > I saw a commercial for Pedigree dog food, and this dachshund puppy > was looking so worried, as he said "Oh, antioxidants help me live > longer. I thought you said anti-dachshunds". I've seen that one, too! & only got it the second time because I was reading the captions. > GP> Stay out of sight Lei Lo > GP> He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka > GP> There you have it! > Ah so!! What did you just call me?! > GP> & the Chinese word for "virgin" is "tu yung" > That sums it up. I forget the German word; but I recall a good name for a bra: over the shoulder boulder holder. ahh: German bra: stoppemfromfloppen & the German word for virgin puts us right on the edge of the echo's PG-13 rating: Guttentite. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .