Subj : Re: Health Q&A To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Fri Oct 29 2021 09:31:50 > The heart rate yesterday was 80 (still normal), but lately, with the > medication, has been in the 50's and 60's. That's a lot better than 155!! My BP is high ebnd of normal, but my pulse is quite low; my doc said don't worry; hers is normally in 30s or low 40s & she hgas to warn them when going into surgery that this is normal & not requiring medical intervention/response. Some people just have a slow pulse rate! I told her mine is the pulse of a well-tuned athlete, but I have the body of a sumo wannabe. > GP> Like the cartoon(possibly "Far Side") of the cows writing on the wall > GP> aloongside a freeway: "ET MOR CHIKEN" (cows are notoriouisly bad > GP> spellers, in English) > I love their 30 piece nuggets meal. Whose? I like Burger King's as they use dark meat in theirs not only white like McDonalds switched to. > GP> I thought a balanced diet was a triple burger in one hand and a quart > GP> of beer in the other? > Or a dozen chocolate iced donuts, and a Diet Dr. Pepper. Oh, I useds to be bad; at 7pm the next door grocerey would mark the bulk yeast doughnuts down to 20c each (from 95c+) & I'd get 12 (buy 6 & there's no sales tax, so 6 for bedtime snack & 6 for breakfast-- not a healthy lifestyle choice, as it turns out) > GP> I've been forced to deal with so much I don't even pay attenton too > GP> much any more, exceprt on the wekend when I hit a new "10" threshhold > GP> for pain. Passing a shgard of kidney stone the ladt two inches. It > GP> scraped & tore, but I knew the only way to be free of torment was to > GP> get it out, so I bore down & bit mty teetjh together & barely held > GP> bnack from screaming, as it shotr out full speed, followed by a stream > GP> of bloody urine. & ahhh, once that pain settled. . . > My late mother-in-law said "Maybe you're having a male period". :P I've been calling it that. :D > At least now, they only use catheters when absolutely necessary, as > they're an infection risk. With drinking 1 to 2 quarts of lemonade > flavored Kool-Aid a day, I'm having no problem with peeing. But overnight, > something set my colon off, and I had diarrhea for 15 minutes...I thought > I was prepping for the colonoscopy. Thank goodness for Immodium!! I'm often a candidate for a necessary catheter or stent, & I still don't like them. I really dislike feeling the need to void & the nurse tells me to just go, right there, as Ik'm lying in bed. This is HARD! > I had a telemedicine conference earlier today, and they recommended I > get a COVID-19 booster shot, as it has been six months, I have a high BMI, > and I have hypertension...even though I'm only 61. But, I've been having > a hard time finding a place that gives it. However, with stormy weather > forecast here into Friday, and with needing some other refills soon, I'm > going to wait a little bit before I do it...even though it has been just > about 6 months since I've had the second Pfizer shot. But, I'd be stuck > at home for 2 weeks once I got the booster. hypertension is a family thing for me, but I'm on good meds or it now & keeping it in check (within normal range--we(my wife & I) check it once a week, to keep an eye in case it starts to go up again.) > There's a study in contrast...coming out versus going in. That applies > to catheters, and pregnancy...but in opposite directions. With the catheter > it's uncomfortable coming out, but worse going in. With pregancy, it hurts > more delivering the baby than intercourse. And, there's a town named > Intercourse in Pennsylvania. I wonder if there are any other cities that > got "screwed" with that name?? Climax, PA is in that area, too. We have the town(village?) of Dildo in Newfoundland (it's just an oarlock, & it's an old fishing town) I just checked with Google & it's a 4h23m drive from intercourse to climax (in Penn's Syvania) I have heard of women like that! :D > GP> Yup, & had it confirmed by my GP: one ounce of dark chocolate a da is > GP> good for you. As is one glass of red wine. > I was never one for either one of those. No worries; other ways to get antioxidants. one glass of red wine a day is healthier than 2 & likewise hgealtrhier than none. Ditto for the dark chocolate (milk is mostly sugar--not so good for you) > ... What do people in China call their good plates? just "plates" or "porcelains"(in Mandarin, of course), maybe? Care to learn Chinese in 5 minutes? 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