Subj : Re: who's here? To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Sun Sep 12 2021 21:25:00 George, GP> Nah, I'm good til I see tyhe copilot catching up to him with a similar GP> sign (only needsone of those two to fly the plane, & even then I'm ok, GP> unless the cockpit door is locked. . . I think about the joke on the aircraft, where someone was in the men's lavatory, but this guy had to take a dump big time. So, the stewardess let him use the ladies room, but warned him "DO NOT TOUCH THE 4 BUTTONS". Well, as he's on the throne, issuing a poopal edict , he spots the buttons. Proving that most men don't follow directions given to them by women , he wonders what WW, WA, PP, and TR stand for. So, he tries the buttons one by one. 1) WW - Warm Water -- like a bidet, washes his genitals and buttocks 2) WA - Warm Water -- a dryer to dry off the aforementioned areas 3) PP - Powder Puff -- now he really feels clean But, the last thing he remembered was right after he tried TR, he blacked out. Several hours later, he wakes up in the hospital, and this nurse chews him out for him not following directions. Trying to find out what happened, he told her of the buttons, but admitted he blacked out after doing TR. The nurse replied "That's for Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow". :P GP> Another Youtuber you'd like is Tim Dawkins; heard him yet? (100% clean GP> & an actually funny, stand-up comic) One of my ham radio utilities crashed and burned big time earlier today, knocking me off of a digital mode, and ending the 5 nets I was involved with. I can't afford replacement electronic devices, or new phones. > rack decals from the press. But, I had to kneel down to get the stuff, > and work my way up the rack. She'd always say "Assume the position...on > your knees". GP> Me: Only for you, mistress! To this day, I wonder what happened to her. GP> Its like marriage & other relationships: Takers ruin the equation GP> every time, but if you have two GIVERS, you have something beautiful GP> indeed. That's what we had. The only thing she was "aggressive" on was her food, which was the spicier cuisine that I couldn't handle, anyway. She also loved anchovices on pizza, and I told her "you can have those nasty things!!". GP> not taking is not the same as not receiving. Receiving is truly GP> wonderful, but only true givers get the opportunity to ferel this. . . GP> Oh, I don't mind. Some days, I'm not sure if I took 2 steps forward or GP> if everyone else stepped back 2 steps. A little of both. GP> I set the new baby rule with my wife and I "any time you or I have 5 GP> minutes free -- SLEEP!"; we survived a couple years of our son not GP> sleeping through the night. Finally getting a formula right just for GP> him. . . They're like cats...it's crying time at 3am. > Otherwise, you're doing that job until the moment you die. GP> If you do an extra task once at work: nobody notices GP> twice: your coworkers call you a suckup & keener GP> thrice: it's now part of your job description Basically. GP> Doing a good job around here is like peeing your pants in a dark room: GP> you get a warm feeling, yes, but nobody notices. That's just like friendship. :P GP> He told me to take a minimum one hour from here on in. Again, I had to GP> wander aimlessly, killing time. . . Just like the country song. GP> Then she said, "It doesn't matter; if the boss says do it, you just DO GP> it!"; I agree & lesson learned. Rule #1. The boss is always right. Rule #2. If the boss is ever wrong, refer to Rule #1. GP> I hear ya; people don't know how being without a 9-5 to get to GP> exhausts you. . . My work is more mentally exhausting than physical, although I do mainly the QWK Mail on the BBS, plus updating ham radio and weather data, and a very limited number of doors. GP> Patches? You're on the Holter Monitor? i had to use that for 72 hours, GP> but it died on my shift with it (it would take BP every 4 minutes GP> instead of every 15. & once pumped so much air into the cuff, my hand & GP> forearm turmned purple -- just try unhooking yourself one-handed, when GP> you're in pain! *LOL* The BioTech Heart Monitor. I had bought my own pulse oximeter and blood pressure cuff, as well as temporal forehead scanner thermometer. The small Verizon phone with the program had to be charged daily, although it could last 3 days. The patch had to be changed out and the sensor charged every 4 days. GP> Keyword is compensation, not recompemnse, eh? You don't get PAID, per GP> se, but you can avoid losing too much money in providing these certain GP> services? If it's part of one's job (teaching position, working a club station, or the emergency communications coordinator at the hospital)...or items with a license exam session, you can get paid or reimbursed for that. GP> So you're by definition, a non-profit hobbyist? I guess you could say that. But, we're not getting rich from it. GP> But if a national or international disaster you can be drafted to send GP> messages on behalf of government & medical corps? The guy I know GP> talked of relaying messages to assure family members of one's being GP> alive. We call that Health and Welfare Traffic through the National Traffic System. GP> For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda GP> Shepherd. You could go as Chester Cheetah...it's not easy being cheesy. GP> I asked my son to stop making cheese puns GP> They can Brie pretty annoying I like American and Mozarella cheese...but I haven't had pizza in awhile. GP> via George Takei: GP> Sweet dreams are made of cheese GP> Who am I to dis a brie? GP> I cheddar the world GP> and the seven seas GP> Everybody's looking for Stilton. . . Some dreams stink like limberger (sp?). GP> One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the GP> ocean, and all that was left was da Brie. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. GP> Q: Why is Edam cheese so special? GP> A: Because it’s made backwards! There's a town north of Little Rock named Enola -- ALONE spelled backwards. GP> Q: What kind of cheese is the moon made of? GP> A: Moonster. I thought it was green. :P GP> Q: What kind of cheese is really good at guitar? GP> A: Shreddar. Would it be stringy?? GP> Q: What is Scotland's most famous cheese? GP> A: loch Ness Muenster I'm dragon to rush to get to that one. GP> Don't bring cheese to a sword fight. GP> But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp. Very much so. GP> My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually GP> blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response GP> was GP> “They cut the cheese?!” You don't want to lick the knife. :P GP> And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes You need help....but I can't provide it. Daryl .... Clevelage: The sight one sees when a large repair man bends over. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) .