Subj : More Blonde Questions
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Sep 10 2021 00:04:43

 From George Pope:

 For the blondes who've heard too many "dumb blonde jokes":

 Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
 A: It doesn't show the dirt.

 Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
 A: Fisher-Price

 Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
 A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more
 manageable.

 Q: Why are most brunettes flatchested?
 A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

 Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
 A: It matches their mustache.

 Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a
 brunettes' hair?
 A: Lice

 & the best for last:
 Q: What's black & blue, & brown, & lies in a ditch?
 A: A brunette who's told too many 'dumb blonde'jokes.

 Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
 A: artificial intelligence.

 One more for the brunettes:
 Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
 A: The interpreter.
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