Subj : Re: who's here? To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Tue Sep 07 2021 18:27:33 > GP> Weren't you supposed to get the TDaP in grade school long ago? > If I did, I don't remember getting it. They don't keep your health records for life where you live? We do & if you'rte missing somethimng important, the community nurses contact you to schedule your required dosing. > Sleep and I have a loving relationship. But, N. Somnia, and L. Armclock > are trying to break us up...the jealous whores!! I know them, too, & I agree with your assessment! > GP> Yup. . . there is an old belief that men & women sharing a hot tub can > GP> lead to pregnancy. . . > "Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he threw away his sex education manual. Yup. "People are strange" goes the song; I say, "people are dumb" > GP> That's an old labour term: f*cking the dog, meaning wasting time > GP> instead of doing yuour job. > And, too many folks do that nowadays. I was born and raised that "the > man is the breadwinner". However, when my body said "you're not going to > do this anymore", I didn't have a choice. Now, with being diagnosed with > atrial flutter, and hospitalized twice in the last month, it really is a > game changer. And, if I become diabetic (type 2), that'll really muck > things up. Reality trumps(small-t) theory, every time! Also, "Feces occurs." I add, "so we got to scrape it off & keep moving" To me, when I sign on to a job, I've given my word to do the agreed upon job for the agreed pay rate, and I seek to do 105%, or better, of what I should. I'm well appreciated (with money(bonuses & unrequested raises) & benefits) wherever I work. > Sort of like the medical professionals...they've seen it all. Yet, I > know folks who don't want to go to the doctor, clinic, hospital, as they > don't want to be seen naked. It's just another day at work for them. Mr. Jones, at 86, was having none of this stripping in front of a lady nurse & said so vociferously. She caolmly responded, "Mr. Jones, I've been doing this for 30 years & I think I've seen them all." He replied, "Well, you ainm't seen mine & we'll keep it that way." He, rumour has it, was assigned a male nurse.. > GP> yup; I felt it was important it do so. . . she was not maturee enough > GP> or reafy to be a parent, & I expect the boyfriend, off doing his own > GP> thing while she's struggling with such a difficult issue, wouldn't be > GP> much readier. . . > It was. The fact of the matter is when a guy has sex with a girl, it > automatically makes him "the father". Pretty much. If you're not wiling to ultimately commit, you're not ready to do the deed &/or don't understand the reality involved in such. That makes you too young. People think it's just skin against skin, but it's soul merging with soul & the later breaking of that holy bond is a great damage indeed. & it don't matter if you go to church, nor which one -- or even if you're an athiest -- we were made as He made us. > I've heard some say that "they're getting married just so they can > have sex legally"...and I tell them "you're getting married for the > wrong reason". It's "For Better For Worse, etc. -- until death do you > part". I knew a couple, old enough, you'd think, but they got married because lust was terrorizing them. Eventually, unsurprisingly, they divorced God may have an issue with prenmarital sex, but not to the degree He's repeatedly said he HATES divorce! I counsel people if they want to bang without papers & church blessing, go ahead, but be aware that they've started something that should continue for life. If they can't imagine themselves going on without living together 24/7 (every SECOND of the 604,800 in EVERY week) then marriage may be right & I suggest they set a long engagement period to talk to friends, family, & trusted advisors(including clergy, where applicable) & really see how the other half lives before actually moving in together (with or without paper, which doesn't make a marriage more or less real) I'll point out the plethora of intimacies thAt exist saave that one of consummation, & that 110% of the fun is in discovering them together. LOVE. Completely. Unconditionally. Endlessly. & Inclusively. Agape in a nutshell. "Unrequited" in Shakespearean. Q: What can you do for a tortoise that was falling in love but now is only falling apart? A: Nothing you can do, it’s a turtle eclipse of the heart Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married. Now I’m just dating myself Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat dieter? Turns out she had the Keto my heart this whole time Did you hear they made a book (and then a movie) about 2 tectonic plates that fall in love? It was called the Fault in our Lines. Q: What do cannon balls do after they fall in love. A: They make bb’s Q: What happens when two pieces of rope fall in love? A: They tie the knot. Q: How do you make a Lamborghini? A: You get a Sheeporghini and a Ramborghini to fall in love. If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other's sentences? Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes." Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!" Genie: "Done." Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money." > GP> If only one is religious, I refer them to "do not become unevenly > GP> yoked" (whichj merans more than just Believer & non, it also suggests > GP> that a paper & a milionaire won't make a stable marriage either, nor a > GP> teen & a geezer. > Exactly. > GP> Of course you culd enjoy romance -- neutering doesn't change that. Now > GP> if you also got gelded, you might have trouble in just one department. > GP> . . > Well, after nearly going into encephalitis from chicken pox, and worrying > about absorbing the solvents, and possible birth defects, I didn't want to > put an offspring through that. > GP> No reason your wife should have to suffer though! > When she had her menarche (first period), her Mom said "that's the rite > of passage from a girl to a woman". When it happened the next month, she > growled "I want to get spayed". Well, she didn't get spayed, but I gladly > volunteered to get neutered. > They told me "no sex for a week"...I only lasted 4 days. :P > I had to keep a bag of frozen peas in the groin to keep the swelling > down from the vasectomy (that's actually a common treatment for groin > injuries)...and my wife said "you'll never look at peas the same way > again". > I was asleep on the Futon, and I was having a nightmare. My wife came > into the Futon, and woke me, and I grabbed on to her like a security > blanket, and she said "I think I've just been stapled". :P > There is a brand of peas called "English Peas", and I really like the > flavor of them. There's also a microwave blend of peas and carrots... > that I'd make into a casserole, along with macaroni and cheese, plus > chicken nuggets. With a dozen nuggets, a package of peas and carrots, > and 2 packages of macaroni and cheese (all done in the microwave), it > makes a nice meal, that would fill me up the rest of the day. > GP> I think your coworker was just being smnarky, suggesting you're so > GP> overly religiuos tyou won't even do "the deed" when married. . . > I'll confess "we got frisky" before we tied the knot, but she said "you > know we're committed to it now", and I agreed. My parents were originally > against the marriage, but they were surprised at how well I handled it. > When I flew down to the Orlando area to meet her side of the family, they > were playing the video from the weddding, where I sang the song by the late > Kenny Rogers, "The Vows Go Unbroken". The second verse starts with "Though > I have been tempted..." -- and her cousin belted out "Oh!! He's Been > Tempted!!". I nearly said the S word...which is what I said at the bridal > shower, when they read "the winner" of the people giving the new couple > to be, advice on the marriage. I may have noted this before, but it's one > of the funny memories I cherish to this day. > The top 3 were as follows: > 3. "Janice shouldn't be the only one with dish pan hands". Now, after > working at Burger King for 5 years over 40 years ago, I was no stranger > to doing dishes, taking out trash, etc. I've heard many guys say that > "doing dishes and housework is for the wife". Well, when she was sick, > that responsibility fell on me. > 2. "Daryl, pray for the Second Coming Of The Lord. Jan...pray that it > is soon!!". > 1. "Violets are purple. Roses are red. When Daryl is blue...Jan, head > for the bed!!". > I said the S word when the preacher's wife read it. She, a natural > blonde, and myself, were as red as tomatoes. However, everyone else was > laughing so loud and hard, that no one heard my expletive. Jan said > "He's turning a much brighter shade of pink than he normally does!!", > and she was grinning wildly. I was never so embarrassed in my life!! > But, I nearly beat that at the wedding, when I put her engagement > ring, her wedding ring, and my wedding on her finger (we had got the > engagement ring for $25, from a store going out of business). I was > about to blurt out "Where The Hell Is The Other One??!!". I had never > been married before...I didn't know how this worked!! :P > The Good Lord is SO WISE -- the preacher said "Um...you're not > supposed to put all the rings on her finger"...to which I blushed, > and said "Oops!!"...and everyone roared in laughter. But, when I > sang "The Vows Go Unbroken", there wasn't a dry eye in the house. > GP> I believe as the Good Book says, that forbidding marriage is an > GP> abomination. > As the Apostle Paul noted, "It is better to marry, than to burn > with passion". > GP> Q: What's a celibate person's favourite operating system? > GP> A: Unix. > But, do they have a hard time with that?? :P > GP> Here's one from old Rome, in the 4th century AD: > GP> A man saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his > GP> wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the man asked: "So > GP> is she your daughter?" > Wow. > Daryl > ... I took an IQ test, and the results were negative. > === MultiMail/Win v0.52 > --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 > * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33) Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .