Subj : Re: who's here?
To   : Ron Lauzon
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Sep 06 2021 15:04:58

 > I thought the song was "Donuts make my brown eyes blue..."  Probably after 
a
 > binge weekend and stepping on the scale Monday morning.

That'll do it!

My eyes are hazel, so I couldn't truly get into the song. . . 

I've had my own Mondegreens, like the one that got everyone:

Break op'n like a douche 
in the middle of the night

(Rev up like a deuce, actually, by Manfred Mann, in "Blinded By the Light")

I like:

Lucy's in a fight with Linus. . .


ObPuns to follow:

I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing
Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.

Q: What do you call a laptop that can sing?
A: A Dell.

I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
And then Samsung.

Q: What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
A: Mount Rushmore

Q: Why do fish always sing off key ?
A: You can’t tuna fish

I thought I would never be able to sing along with other person
But, in the end, I was able to duet.

I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...
I think I've got the crooner virus.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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