Subj : Re: who's here?
To   : Richard Miles
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Sep 03 2021 09:27:51

 > You can actually still find them in some grocery stores. Fresh, too. I 
love
 > Cracker Jacks.

Not here; only in one dopllar store, likely stale, & my filings wouldn't like
them, I'm sure. I'd rather go to this popcorn specialty shop in the mall & 
get a 2gal bag of kettle corn (half caramel, half spicy cheese) to share with
the family. . .

 >  GP> Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack
 >  GP> box) A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

 > Heh. Had to use that dad joke in my family chat. That's a good one.

Are you the dad, or you're paying homage to yours?

Dad Jokes are the greatest part of being a dad. . um, oh yeah, the kids, too,
sure. . .  *LOL*

ObPuns:

Q: Why did the caramel enthusiast get upset?
A: No Riesen.

Q: What's a Cop's favorite kind of latte?
A: Assaulted Caramel.

Q: What do you cvall a traveling group of sweets in the desert?
A: A caramel caravan

from a dad:
Q: When Bruce Springsteen went to a Polynesian restaurant and was served blue
tang baked in a delicious lightly caramelized sauce, what song did he write
about it?

A: Dory Glaze

After throwing a Caramilk bar at someone, sing:
You've been hit by;
You've been struck by. . .

A smooth caramel!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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