Subj : Re: who's here? To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Fri Sep 03 2021 09:12:04 > GP> Glad to see you again! Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome(RCIS) is > GP> nothing to joke about -- look how many politicians suffer from it > GP> daily. . . > Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??". > But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo... > I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message > I just posted a bit ago. Or it makes your blue eyes brown? Not to me? This is the oldest of the ones from uyou to me in here. . . Do share. . . > GP> Remember Cracker Jacks? I'm guessing they're illegal now, like Kinder > GP> Eggs. :P > This cancel culture has gotten ridiculous. What's next?? Prohibiting > belching and farting in public?? Good luck on that one! I'm agreeable with the banning of expectorating (horking) in public. . that's nasty, & nmastier to step in & even worse to wheel through for a guy(or gal) in a manual wheelchair who then gets it on their hands! I can swallow anything that comes up when I cough -- it came from my body it can darn well go back into it! (unless I have pneumonia, then it goes into a tissue, cuz those bacteria are not wanted!) Pneumonia was a shocker -- never had it til aged 48 or so, then 5 times in the one year! (not fun--I resumed my occasional pots of Rhino Soup & that helped) > GP> Parenting isn't a game -- it's a very serious responsibility & > GP> obligation. > Exactly. So many seem to think pregnancy is a side effect from having > sexual intercourse. What do you think the act was designed for??!! HELLO??!! Exactly; Where's the "surprise" from? On "Roseanne," Darlene asks her mom, "What's a surprise?" & Roseanne replied, "Go ask your brother!" (younger bro) I was asked for counsel from a teen girl in NJ about playtime with her boyfriend & how to best avoid pregnancy (as her parental units would kill her); I pointed out how God & Nature designed f*cking to make babies (I udsed the crudity to sink into her skull quickest -- it works great for know- everything teens when an old person uses Gratuitous Intensives like that. She'd reply with, "but what if we use. . ." & I said "F*cking Makes Babies" as many timnes as needed until she clued in. I further explained that even the very best method, other than abstinence, has a percentage rate of error (2-10%) I told her if she REALLY must share intimacy with her one-love-for-life, use imagination & just completely avoid anytyhing designed to make a baby. Pill? Is she okay with a 3% chance of getting preggers & dying at the hands of her parents? (apparently that was too high a risk! Good -- my point was getting in there) I don't believe one mnust avoid ALL intimacy in all cases. Sexual pleasure is a great gift; to discard a gift or shelve it for ten years "just because" is insulting to the Giver. Life is a gift, too, so don't allow addiction to sex to interfere with thoroughly living life. . . :) > GP> Although, I have seen ancient(age unknown) boxes in one of my local > GP> dollar stores; I'm afraid to buy one & try it. . . > The caramel would give my dentures fits. Wouldn't do much for my myriad filings either, so it stays there, unbought by me. . . :) I was never a big fan. The "prizes" weren't exactly. A little drawing f a tricycle is not a fleeping "prize," in any world, people! I was actually hoping for one of those driving licenses I'd heard were in there! Q: What do you call pneumonia that’s been around for a while A: Oldmonia My doctor asked me, “Have you ever struggled with pneumonia before?” Me: Yes doc, once before. Doctor: When? Me: In school, when the teacher asked me to spell it. Told my daughter about the time I was sick on Halloween She has pneumonia and was not able to go trick or treating this year. I told her how was sick on Halloween once but I got into my mummy costume and went trick or treating anyway, vomited after going to one house and then went back home. Daughter: "Wow Dad, you were dead-icated." I am so proud of her. She is 6. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .