Subj : Re: who's here?
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Sep 01 2021 21:29:00

 GP> Some chatting is okay (bvi, if you've followed Daryl & me at all) but
 GP> each post/reply MUYST have funny content.

  I'm finally back in here, after a hub change. I had forgotten to change
the main AKA, so Internet Rex got constipated, and I had to give it an
enema. More than likely, my head was so far up my butt that I could see
my throat...and what's why my eyes are so brown. <G>

 GP> A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them
 GP> falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have
 GP> rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and
 GP> calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is
 GP> dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just
 GP> take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a
 GP> silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line.
 GP> He says: “OK, now what?”

  They got their hunting license from a Cracker Jack box.

Daryl

.... To air is human. Be sure you're standing down wind.
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