Subj : Re: Various Things
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Aug 20 2021 09:30:08

 >   I read in a book 45 years ago that most all perfumes have a bit of the
 > scent of excrement. :P I haven't worn cologne or after shave lotion in
 > years...but I've been around men and women, who you'd think took a bath
 > in it!!

I haven't seen that one (excrement in colognes) but I do know the highest
quality ones are based on whale vomit. . .

I had an o0nline buddy, who would ho into anaphylactic shock when passing
someone that perfumed, even outdoors. . . he suddenly stopped replying online
-- good xgance one finallty offed him & it was too far gone by the time
emergency persennel arrived (if anyone bothered to call 911, instead of
recording his dying flails on their phone) (it's happened, but with a guy
drowning in a mountain whirlpool)

So, another unnecessary law passed (it's against the law, in BC, to do 
nothing when someone needs help.)


>>  GP> I thought of the one where the guy was in a coma for 20+ years.
 >  GP> Finally his wife brings in an old boombox & plays her old New Kids on
 >  GP> the Block cassette; he woke up to say, "turn that <congress> off!"

 >   I have another name for the rap music, but I can't say it in mixed
 > company. Basically, there's no melody to it...it's just chanting words,
 > and every other word is a profanity. As my late wife said "If that's
 > music...we're doomed".

New Kifds wasn't [C]rap music -- they were bubble gum-y pop/pap.

I get kids mad at me, as I will argue that rap isn't music, it's just a
junglelike beat.  Whereas music is the harmonious interplay of sound.  Ain't
nothing harmonious about cRap music. . .

If you want to swear like that, go back to your grade 7 Smoke Hole. . 

 >  GP> There really was a guy who could do that. He was on stage, so I doubt
 >  GP> they had reactions to the smell (these people have the ability to 
suck
 >  GP> up air into the anus, so it's not old stale product of fermentation
 >  GP> comining out, thus barely any, if any, smell. . .

 >   That's only after a colonoscopy is completed.

I don't know about that, but this guy exercised his colon muscles since a
child, to bring in air or water & to send it out in a controlled jet. . 

I think it's on YouTube. . .

Another lady plays the kazoo from some lower spot or other (she reaches up
under her large skirt to inserty the kazoo, then plays the US anthem. . .

My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going 
back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me
when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed,
"That's easy!"
"Country!"

Q: What do you call communist snipers?
A: Marxmen

Q: What do you call a guy who won’t stand for the National Anthem?
A: Neil.

I was at a baseball game singing the National Anthem, when a friend leaned
over and asked, "What are ramparts?"
I told him "oh you know... horns... hooves..."

PornHub should call their intro music the "Smash-ional Anthem"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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