Subj : Re: Not Horsing Around
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Aug 16 2021 18:36:00

George,

 > One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
 > came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
 > vocabulary words.  "Mom," she asked,  "What's  a
 > quarter horse?"

 >   As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
 > piped up, "I know.  It's the one they have in front of
 > the grocery store!"

 GP> Can't argue that one!

  Or like the joke where the blonde got on this horse, and
it started bucking, and she panicked, and started screaming.
That is, until the store owner came out, and unplugged the
device. <G>

 GP> Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

  I haven't seen any of those in central Arkansas in a long
time.

 GP> I caught a cold near the carousel
 GP> I heard there was something going around.

  Like a blonde at a highway roundabout. :P

 GP> Q: Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a
 GP> pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
 GP> A: Carousel

  A rotisserie is a ferris wheel for chickens. :P

 GP> Our kids climbed on horses behind us
 GP> on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

 GP> I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very
 GP> loud voice.

 GP> "Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

 GP> They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

  I would say so.

Daryl

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