Subj : Re: Various Things To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Aug 16 2021 13:42:00 George, GP> That's the way, if that's what you want -- be honest & open; let them GP> screen themselves. . . It's a bit of a pre-nuptial agreement, as it were. I hardly consider myself as "fresh meat"...and with a heart condition now, that'll turn more folks away. I'm not rolling in monetary assets by any means. > There you go, blubbering again. GP> I see you're going overboard & trying to pull a punny mussel here. . Size does matter. > Or the chicken was tied up in the line at the grocery store, in buying > more eggs. GP> 'cus as soon as she stopped layin', they were planning on cooking her! That's exactly the point. GP> Me, too, but I prefer hot witgh all the trimmings (leftovers no GP> problem) or cold on a sandwich ("growler" with meat & stuffing chopped GP> together, mayo(Miracle Whip on one bun & cranberry sauce on the other & GP> a few nice crunchy pieces of fresh leaf lettuce. . . We now will pause 3 minutes for drooling. GP> drumsticks are normally dark (my fave). . . I originally went for just the drumsticks...but like the breasts, for more meat. There were two cartoons with a turkey: 1) He asked "Do you like me just for my breasts??". 2) He has a peg-leg (prosthesis), and is eating a turkey drumstick that just came out of the oven, and he says "OMG!! I *AM* Delicious!!" . GP> In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I GP> broke my arm in 12 places." GP> He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!" Really. GP> I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but GP> nowadays when you mention botox.. GP> ..no one even raises an eyebrow. Or the woman chewing out her doctor, saying "I wanted a botox injection... NOT a buttocks injection"!! :P GP> When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge GP> The look on my face was priceless. I'll bet the bill wasn't through. GP> A man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me please, I'm GP> shrinking ' The Doctor calmly said ' now settle down a bit '.. GP> "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient." I like the one where the woman presents this iten to the receptionist in the clinic. The nurse asks what the document was, and is told "I've been sitting here for 3 hours...this is MY bill"!! GP> Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting... GP> I see a lot of new faces here today!! Some have Zachary disease...their faces looks Zachary like their butt. GP> Q: What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers? GP> A: Tech Knuckle Support. There is one area hospital, whose IT department, let alone the hospital staff have no idea how to update, add, or correct the patients data records. I've provided a full medlist, with notations of surgeries and procedures that have been done...yet, their website says they're not. I think they need to fire their IT people, get a new web designer, and start over. Daryl .... What color is a chameleon in a mirror?? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .