Subj : Re: Various Things
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Aug 16 2021 09:46:03

 >   I hardly consider myself as "fresh meat"...but I doubt anyone would want
 > me, anyway. On the web page I set up in memory of my late wife, I listed
 > around 20 "spousal qualifications"...sort of a pre-nuptial agreement". In
 > other words, "serious inquiries only".

That's the way, if that's what you want -- be honest & open; let them screen
themselves. . .

 >  GP> Whale,. whale, whale, no need to get crabby, my friend!

 >   There you go, blubbering again. <G>

I see you're going overboard & trying to pull a punny mussel here. . 

 >  GP> Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
 >  GP> A: It was the chicken's day off?

 >   Or the chicken was tied up in the line at the grocery store, in buying
 > more eggs.

'cus as soon as she stopped layin', they were planning on cooking her! 

 >  GP> January 8th, I quit cold turkey.
 >  GP> Warmed in the microwave is so much better!

 >   I can eat it cold or hot...but, now you've got me salivating.

Me, too, but I prefer hot witgh all the trimmings (leftovers no problem) or
cold on a sandwich ("growler" with meat & stuffing chopped together,
mayo(Miracle Whip on one bun & cranberry sauce on the other & a few nice
crunchy pieces of fresh leaf lettuce. . .

 >  GP> Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
 >  GP> A: Enough drumsticks for everybody.

 >   I hope it's all white meat. 

drumsticks are normally dark (my fave). . .

 > ... Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

A little frightening, yup. . .

In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke
my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when
you mention botox..
...no one even raises an eyebrow.

When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
The look on my face was priceless.

A man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me please, I'm 
shrinking ' The Doctor calmly said ' now settle down a bit '..
"You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."

Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!

Q: What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
A: Tech Knuckle Support.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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