Subj : Re: Various Things To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Wed Aug 11 2021 16:53:00 George, GP> I'm rather unavailable -- I was speaking hypothetically; I may not even GP> have followed through, even hypothetically, as I might be happy to just GP> get some smiles & giggles. . . I hardly consider myself as "fresh meat"...but I doubt anyone would want me, anyway. On the web page I set up in memory of my late wife, I listed around 20 "spousal qualifications"...sort of a pre-nuptial agreement". In other words, "serious inquiries only". GP> Whale,. whale, whale, no need to get crabby, my friend! There you go, blubbering again. GP> Early Jabnnary, wehen he's back to work, he pulls out a random GP> passenger, & says, "Bend over, turkey!" then proceeds to remove the GP> man's giblets. . . LOL. So much for the friendly skies...more like unfriendly thighs. GP> I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from GP> Turkey” Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice? Or a bunch of gobble-de-gook. GP> Q: Why was the Turkey late for dinner. GP> A: He was busy getting dressed. GP> Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to GP> red hats? GP> It's called FezBook. Talk about getting a feather in your cap. GP> The turkey goes "Gobble Gobble" GP> I love it when food comes with instructions. There was a Tex Avery cartoon, where this rather "Plump Pilgrim" was going turkey hunting. The cartoon opens and he says (with Droopy's voice), "Hello, all you happy taxpayers"...and all I could say was "Really". The voice of the turkey sounded like the late Jimmy Durante. GP> Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? GP> A: It was the chicken's day off? Or the chicken was tied up in the line at the grocery store, in buying more eggs. GP> Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? GP> A: He was stapled to the turkey. So much for "Do not bend, staple, fold, or mutilate". :P GP> I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could GP> make turkey and duck for dinner. GP> I was in a fowl mood. You probably thought the meal was for the birds. GP> January 8th, I quit cold turkey. GP> Warmed in the microwave is so much better! I can eat it cold or hot...but, now you've got me salivating. GP> For this year’s Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot my own turkey. GP> Everyone at the frozen food aisle started freaking out though. They probably won't allow you in that store again. GP> Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? GP> A: Enough drumsticks for everybody. I hope it's all white meat. GP> Q: What do you call more turkeys than you can count? GP> A: A Gobbillion. That's part of the new math. GP> Q: Why did the other turkey not cross the road? GP> A: To prove he wasn't chicken! Better than being a mother clucker. GP> An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on GP> the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like GP> big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks GP> at him, smiles, licks her lips and says GP> Wait, wrong site. . . You've been at the computer too long...take a break. Daryl .... Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .