Subj : Re: Various Things
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Wed Aug 11 2021 11:22:04

 >   If nature and a nightmare wake me (usually the case), I decide to do
 > computer work for a bit. If I go back to sleep right after a nightmare,
 > I tend to have another one.

I never have enough nightmares -- I find them highly entertaining.. .

 you have cheese on your limburger sandwich??

 >  GP> It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

 >   Never mind the knights of the roundtable.

The round table thing is a mujth -- with the nuimber of knights they had, 
they had to insxert two extension leafs!

 >  GP> which I replied,
 >  GP> “Yep, that’s all she wrote!”

 >   <insert Porky Pig imitation as the cartoon ends>.

I had that short video as my windows exit run:file back in Win 3.00

 >   More like a bullfrog being run over by a Mack Truck.

I just growl & say, "darn barking frogbs are out again. . ."

Some people start looking & asking "where" & I, of course, reply, "Behind
you."

A frog has his DNA tested...
Turns out, he was part Irish, part British and a tad Pole.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his 
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out 
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use
this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in 
the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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