Subj : Re: Various Things To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Wed Aug 11 2021 11:16:06 > GP> With that pendant, I'd, after we're acquainted, playfully ask if that > GP> stands today, ruight now. If she says giggles & yes, that's consent! > Well, unfortunately at this stage of life, folks have "too much baggage"; > and I don't want or need all that drama. I'm rather unavailable -- I was speaking hypothetically; I may not even have followed through, even hypothetically, as I might be happy to just get some smiles & giggles. . . > > And, the claimant was left floundering, told he just did it for the > > halibut...and all he could exclaim was "GAR!!". > GP> VERY nice! Whale, I guess eel not bother them again. . . That's just a > GP> bad plaice to buy insurance, I'd say. > This thread is smelling rather fishy. Whale,. whale, whale, no need to get crabby, my friend! > That's on Thanksgiving Day, where the one person invited their brother, > who worked as a TSA agent. He's giving the glove treatment to the bird. :P Early Jabnnary, wehen he's back to work, he pulls out a random passenger, & says, "Bend over, turkey!" then proceeds to remove the man's giblets. . . I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey” Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice? Q: Why was the Turkey late for dinner. A: He was busy getting dressed. Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats? It's called FezBook. The turkey goes "Gobble Gobble" I love it when food comes with instructions. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off? Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He was stapled to the turkey. I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner. I was in a fowl mood. January 8th, I quit cold turkey. Warmed in the microwave is so much better! For this year’s Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot my own turkey. Everyone at the frozen food aisle started freaking out though. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? A: Enough drumsticks for everybody. Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!" Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!" Q: What do you call more turkeys than you can count? A: A Gobbillion. Q: Why did the other turkey not cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken! An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says Wait, wrong site. . . Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .